PLAYERS SPOTTED! Villa arrives at Arsenal, Crouch medical, AVB agrees Scott's deal and more made up sightings


As professional footballers climb into trains, helicopters, private jets and hovercraft to complete last minute transfer deals today, we bring you all the latest sightings of players across land, sea and Leicester.
Remember chaps and chapettes, you heard these rumours here first...
DAVID VILLA ARRIVES AT ARSENAL 
David Villa has been spotted tucking into some traditional paella with friends at Restaurante Arsenal, a Spanish eatery located less than two miles from Barcelona's Camp Nou. Does this mean he's on the way to Spurs?
THOMAS INCE AT BLACKPOOL PLEASURE BEACH 
Liverpool are desperate to sign young Tom Ince for a vastly inflated fee compared to the one they received when selling the player in 2011 (way to go, Moneyball!), but he has been seen wearing a Man United shirt while playing the 2p shove machines at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Ince reportedly daren't play the 10p version - he isn't made of money!
DAMIAO SPENDS MORNING WITH LETTING AGENTS IN LONDON 
Leandro Damiao was seen being whizzed around Hornsey, North London, in a Foxtons' Mini Cooper, looking for a studio flat to rent within walking distance of Morrisons.
ALVARO NEGREDO HUNGRY FOR A MOVE? 
Seville striker Negredo was clocked burning the roof of his mouth on a piping hot Ginsters Peppered Steak Slice, while browsing sale items in Preston's Fishergate Shopping Centre branch of The Officers Club.
ANDRE VILLAS-BOAS AGREES TO SCOTT'S DEAL 
AVB popped into Scott's Pharmacy in Upper Edmonton on his way to training early this morning, where he spent more than three minutes negotiating a two-for-one deal on Strepsils extra strength blackcurrant lozenges.
PETER CROUCH SPOTTED UNDERGOING QPR MEDICAL? 
Crouch was snapped getting measured up at a secret London location this morning, thought to be where QPR are conducting all their medical examinations.

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